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I.. Am God?

Chapter 200 Stupid
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"Foolish!" Suddenly, a loud and arrogant voice shouted from afar. When they turned around, they saw a tall and furry man wearing a red fur coat and had a golden belt on his waist. In his hand was a long staff filler with Taoist inscriptions while behind him was a tail holding a clay jar.

From the Five New Godkings, Sun Wukong suddenly stared intently at the newly arrived person. He moved forward and shouted, "Who the hell are you?"

"Eh?! I am the Almighty Son Oh-gong! I am the Great Monkey King!" The person shouted back.

"You're dumb! I am the Monkey King, not you!" Hearing that the new person was claiming that he was the Monkey King, Sun Wukong was provoked and shouted back.

"No, you are stupid! I am the Monkey King!" Son Oh-gong yelled back.

"Stupid monkey!" "Dumb Monkey!" "Hairy shitface!" "You have nine assholes!" "Stupid! I only have one!" "Really? Still, you're ugly!" "Your crap sticks to your fur, Haha!" "You also have fur, so your crap also sticks to yours!" "No, I lick it clean." "Really? Me too."

When the others heard that, they almost barfed. Even still, the two monkeys continued to bicker.

"Anything you wear will not fit because you're fat!" "I am thin, dumdum!" "Your mother's stupid!" "My mother is a stone!" "Oh, really? Mine too." "Do you see this staff?" "Yeah, why?" "I sticked it up your mother's ass!" "Fuck you!" "Fuck you too!" "Dumblonde!" "My fur's orange, stupid abomination of an orangutan and a monkey!"

"Are they stupid?" The others asked the other party at the same time.

"Yes." They also answered at the same time.

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"Let's just get over this." Andre shook his head and looked forward. "We should." Empress Everfree nodded before turning her head slightly, looking back.

From the towers, 12 beings of the same level of power as Umbra emerged and flew towards them.

From their ranks, Andre remembered all of their faces and they were really well known in their timelines as powerful beings. There was Medusa, Caesar, Zhang Jiang of The Sword, Earth Sovereign, Menoclus, the King of Atlantis, Zoro, Godbutcher, Soul Reaper, Morgan le Fay, Count Vladrich, Akhenaten, and Hammurabi.

Medusa, of course, is the snake woman who could turn anything she set his sights on as stone, but her powers became more dominant when she killed Perseus, the son of Zeus and ate him. Her powers became more violent as it directly killed anyone who sees her eyes, and she also gained the ability to control its intensity even further.

Caesar, known as the king of the Roman Empire. Deep within his glorious identity is a powerful mind controlling ability that enabled him to lead hundreds of thousands of men against foes easily. His ability can even influence gods to kill themselves.

Zhang Jiang of The Sword is a Chinese swordmaster who once parted the sky into two, revealing the Heavenly Realm to the mortal realm ages ago.

The Earth Sovereign is similar to Empress Everfree but his control is of the land. He can crush empires by folding the land in two.

Menoclus, on the other hand, controls the sea. When Atlantis was still a kingdom, Menoclus used his ability to part the ocean, letting the people live under the sea, but when he became angry because of the people's corruption and arrogance, he flooded the entire kingdom, drowning everyone, and pushed the water down, turning Atlantis into a dry wasteland.

I don't even know why Zoro is here. I think he crossed universes again. Although he can be very clumsy and has an otherworldly bad sense of direction, so much so that he can go to other universes with it, his ability is still undeniably strong, even greater than that of Zhang Jiang's.

There's also Godbutcher. No one knows his real name, but he had already killed countless Pantheons of Gods in his era with his butcher's knife in hand. Although there's nothing really eye-catching with his ability, such power as using only a slice to rend a god in half is terrifying.

Soul Reaper was an assassin from the age of old who kills people through a mysterious method. Even if he's far away, the target would just slump down once the kill order was said.

Morgan le Fay was also a well-known witch who once cursed an entire kingdom down to ruins. Using her bone-chilling dark magic, she struck down a curse greater than every curse that all witches from all different eras of this world combined. Because of the amount of dark magic used, even the Tribunal was alerted and had to apprehend her. Unfortunately, she suddenly vanished from captivity, alarming every god and causing her name to be written under the Immediate Kill List of the gods.

Count Vladrich, although being the weakest of the twelve, is still a very difficult foe to be against. His powers as a vampire made him able to fight a lot of his enemies through clones and huge bats. He also has a hellishly strong regenerative ability that can heal his entire body by only scratching his enemy.

Akhenaten, even to this day, is still well-known as a deceased king of Egypt. When Akhenaten died, deathly energy poured unto him and turned him into a mummy who can kill hundreds of people in a blink of an eye with his corruptive energy. He can also raise the dead, but not like how the Lichfiend does it. He traps the souls of the dead and turns them into the Damned, abominable beings who corrupts everything it touches.

,m Lastly, there was Hammurabi, the strongest of them all. He knows hundreds of thousands of natural laws and uses it to his advantage. In a fight, he was like a lawyer who has studied the case properly and uses every loophole and discrepancies in his enemy's moves to destroy them. He entraps any enemy into a never-ending cycle of rollercoasters, torturing them until they brwath their last.

If Andre was his past self, he would definitely not go against them even with his comrades with him. Unfortunately, he was already different.

Without warning, the fifteen charged straight at them, with an intent to kill. Looking at them full of vigor to annihilate them, Andre couldn't help but pity them for what was about to come.

Behind Andre, the ten didn't even budge at their threatening aura. Without their Lord's orders, they would never move.

When they were only a few meters away, with a lot of them attacking from the sky, Andre finally made his move. "Kneel." He ordered with a trumpeting voice.

Duuum!

A strong pressure suddenly assaulted the attacking force as they were forced to kneel down.

"Urghh!!" They groaned in pain while their bones were grinding on each other.

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"Everyone, this is true power." Andre said with pride and dominance while he strode towards the kneeling figures in a slow manner. "Arrogance begets everyone and Ignorance makes it even more potent. They are the progenitors of Defeat, Death, and Ruin. Being a part of the strongest organization made you both arrogant and ignorant, all because you think that nothing in existence can stop you."

He then waved his hand and, behind the pitiful beings, blades made of the world's energy came out from magic circles and directed their sharp and lethal edges on their necks.

"I do not have any intention of killing any single one of you, but I do not accept hostility very well. Surrender to me willingly or I would have to erase your will and suck your vitality and strength from your bodies to utilize for my men." He stated assertively.

Silence.

"I am waiting for your answers." Andre narrowed his eyes while looking down on them.

After a while, Empress Everfree sighed audibly and replied, "I apologize, Immortal God. My life has been given by my master and I do not wish to disappoint him in the afterlife by betraying him. I wish for nothing more than to repay his favor."

"We have the same reason as Everfree, Immortal." The Earth Sovereign seconded, together with Menoclus, Godbutcher, and even the Soul Reaper.

Andre just gazed at them before asking, "Who is your master?"

"Master Solomon." They simultaneously answered.

Inside Andre, Solomon pridefully laughed as he looked at his creations, "You have made me proud, young ones!"

"Why don't you come out now and make this easy?" Andre reprimanded. "No, we're just approaching the exciting part. He's still not going out." Solomon smirked and chuckled teasingly.

"Who?" Andre asked irritatedly. Unfortunately, Solomon did not answer and stayed silent, occasionally laughing here and there.

Andre just shook his head in annoyance and sent a sliver of his energy to the highest point of the place. As soon as that sliver of energy touched the peak, Andre's eyes glowed as images of several places appeared in his mind.

"37.2431 degrees North, 115.7930 degrees West. 25.0000 degrees North, 71.0000 degrees West. 11.5504 degrees North, 92.2335 degrees East…" He suddenly said different coordinates of different places as the others listened to him.